Local Neuroscientist Blames Indiana Jones for Pit Viper Misconception!
Turns out “pit” refers to the face, not an unfortunate snake-storage arrangement. Raiders of the Lost Ark has declined to comment. Yes, I have a PhD. No, that did not help.
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Vinnie Sugarbeak Annexes Feeder and Surrounding Airspace!
Vinnie Sugarbeak contributed nothing toward the feeder, sugar, water, or maintenance, yet he insists the entire operation belongs to him. The science of hummingbird territorialism explains why valuable nectar supplies inspire such tiny, furious landlords.