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Pathogens & Parasites

Nature's Zombie Apocalypse Is Already Underway!

Researchers uncover parasites that manipulate their hosts into performing bizarre and sometimes fatal behaviors. Swimming lessons, dangerous attractions, and unauthorized construction projects linked to biological manipulation.

Evolution

Throwback Thursday

Jurassic Squid Butt Exposed as CHUNKIEST of All Time!

Two Jurassic fossils from Wyoming reveal a bizarrely broad belemnite rostrum and extend the known history of an ancient cephalopod lineage. Paleontology would like everyone to stop calling it a squid butt. We respectfully decline.

Anatomy & Physiology

Your Cells Commit Suicide Every Day!

Cells don’t just grow, divide, and stick around forever. Programmed cell death helps sculpt developing tissues, maintain healthy cell populations, control immune cells, and remove cells before they cause trouble. Sometimes the healthiest thing a cell can do is leave.

Invertebrate Animals

Sylvie's Web

Local Spider Rejects Phrase “Spider Silk” as Suspiciously Vague!

It turns out “spider silk” is a whole materials portfolio. Sylvie’s web uses specialized protein-based fibers for different jobs, and support lines, capture threads, attachments, and wrapping fibers are not all made from the same silk.

Physics

Microscopic Movements Force MRI Patients to Wear Earplugs!

Tiny movements, huge forces, terrible bedside acoustics. The scanner’s deafening racket comes from microscopic mechanical motion inside a powerful magnetic field. The scanner insists the banging is a normal part of spatial encoding.

Single-Celled Life

Fire Amoeba Breaks Heat Record for Complex Life!

New species grows at 145°F and survives even hotter conditions by shutting down into a protective state. Scientists already knew microbes could thrive in hot springs, but this one is a more complex eukaryote.