Shrimp Relative Found Living Under Flowerpot!
Pill Bug? Woodlouse? Roly-Poly? Pick a Name, It’s Still a Crustacean! The tiny garden resident has nearly as many aliases as it has legs.
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Ant Colony Announces Nursery Staffing Crisis. Fred Immediately Rejected.
Ant nurseries run on specialized female workers who feed larvae, groom brood, sort developing young, and move them around the nest as conditions change. Fred was not selected for the position.