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The Zombie Apocalypse is canceled. Dead brains, nonfunctional muscles, and suspiciously active corpses leave physiologists demanding answers. Hollywood's undead fail basic physiology. Civilization advised to resume normal activities.
Investigators find luciferin, luciferase, and absolutely no pentagrams. The names sound demonic, but the chemistry is pure bioluminescence. Scientists clarify that “Lucifer” meant light-bearer before things got complicated.