Pack the Baby Parcels, Fred! We’re Moving!
Workers compare new homes, recruit support, and relocate the family without a single moving coordinator. Fred somehow assigned a task. Or not?
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Ant Colony Announces Nursery Staffing Crisis. Fred Immediately Rejected.
Ant nurseries run on specialized female workers who feed larvae, groom brood, sort developing young, and move them around the nest as conditions change. Fred was not selected for the position.